Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Dear Coach Saban

After the latest disaster, please consider radical action: tear up the scholarships of all players who signed with your incompetent predecessor. He didn't look for character and heart in his recruits, and it shows on and off the field. Before more of his deadwood falls and does further damage, get out in front of the problem.

Yes, that will make for a rough couple of years, but after the torture we've taken since Coach Stallings left, we can tough it out a little while longer.